Seems some countries think this page is required so here it is.

I have logs enabled on the server, its whatever is default for the server so yes, I can see your IP, like I give a shit.
I have no plans to sell your info to anyone so you don’t have to worry about that.

No, this site isn’t GDPR compliant and never will be, how can I control if someone from the EU wants to visit my site.

Also see https://xkcd.com/1998/ for more info

(Subject to change without notice as I think of more stuff to add to make fun of things)